In The Vernacular

By Milan Zahorcak


To help the less experienced collectors get ready for the spring camera shows, the Self-Appointed Committee to Clarify Our Language Usage (SACCOLU--SAC O' for short) has put together a glossary of important words and phrases--and what they really mean, when used at a camera show.
Antique			older than the dealer
Old			as old as the dealer
Early			younger than the dealer
Classic			as old as the dealers oldest kid
Collectible		for sale
Modern			once used by the dealers kid, batteries are dead, may be broken
User			not completely broken
Sophisticated		too complicated to use, and hard to hold
Ergonometric		too complicated to use, but easy to hold
Interesting		ugly
Unusual			ugly
Uncommon		one of the few the dealer still has left 

Acquire			to pay way too much, see also 'temporary insanity'
Naylem			to acquire at auction by simply leaving one's hand up the entire time
Floggoff			to sell something awful without shame or remorse
Scarf			to snatch up a great piece for almost nothing, then disappear
Find			to pay less than you expected
Buy			to pay more than you expected
Steal			see 'scarf,' unless you actually did steal something
Temporarily insanity	a purchase which results in instant regrets, see also 'acquire''
Stanhopeless		to search for to no avail 

Condition Codes

New, in the box almost new, with a box New almost new without a box As new used, but sold 'as new' Like new used, but not engraved Mint not heavily used or engraved Ex+++ not heavily used, may be engraved Ex+ heavily used and engraved Ex still recognizable as a camera Ex- no longer recognizable as a camera Very good may not be a camera C10 anything 'Ex' or above C9...etc. anything below 'Ex' Will cleanup ugly and dirty Repairable broken Restorable badly broken Restored cleaned by dealer Professionally ___ ___ by someone else (restored, cleaned, adjusted, calibrated, serviced) Recently ___ ___ at some time Brassing worn out Ding bashed repeatedly Cleaning marks any scratch, gouge, or chip in the lens Fungus mushrooms growing between elements Hazy, foggy, etc. lens cleaned with steel wool and abrasives Inop badly broken Sluggish something moves, but not in useful manner

Terms, Catch-Phrases (precise definitions vary)

Daguerrean equipment wooden camera, pre-1900 Wet-plate camera wooden camera wet Plate-camera any of the above, found in the Pacific Northwest Museum piece older than the dealer Early Polaroid film no longer available Collectible Polaroid a lie Leica copy not a wooden camera

Invaluable Phrases Required for Successful Bargaining

It's ________ for it's age (in good shape, excellent, nice, etc.) You don't find them like this anymore It's a sleeper It's the best I've ever seen This was my first camera This was my fathers first camera This was my grandfathers first camera This camera belonged to _______ (historical figure; Hitler, Teddy Roosevelt, etc.) This camera was used by ______ (famous photog; Fox Talbot, Brady, etc.) This camera was used to photograph the______ (famous event; Civil War, Hindenburg, etc.) Can you still get film for it? You can still get film for it It still has film in it What are you asking for it? It seems a bit high Is that your best price? Mckeown says It's not in Mckeown Make me an offer I paid more than that for it Let me think about it

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